Comedy for 11/18

Hi there. Long time, no see.

This Monday (11/18), I hope you remember, we have a kind of strange schedule:

6-7 pm, Final Paper conferences: Philip (6 pm), Imran (6:10), Sean (6:20), Erika (6:30), Kelvin (6:40), Luke (6:50).

7-8 pm, Pizza Party!

8-9 pm, More Final Paper conferences: Michael (8 pm), Kiley (8:10), Megan (8:20), Richard (8:30)

Please wait for your conference on the bench outside the hall to my office, and please arrive 5-10 minutes early.

For our party, please bring your own (non-alcoholic) beverage and $4 for the pizza. Also, remember that you'll need to have a joke to tell.

Sarah, we're all counting on you to get the pizza to our classroom by 7 pm! (Leave yourself plenty of time and bring the receipt, please.)